[18] Here Boy
- My wife is away on a business trip.
I keep a very small stash of pop just for occasions like this. Earlier this evening, after I got home for work...
39 weeks 6 days 21 hours 28 minutes 5 seconds ago
[144] Wash your cup before drinking
- I went to visit a friend in college. Males could not leave the room unless with a female who lived in the dorm. At three in the morning I had to pe...
131 weeks 3 days 23 hours 16 minutes 40 seconds ago
[156] Why flushing when...
- It was my freshman year in the dorms and I get bored easy. One day I was pooping and an idea came to me, why flush all that down when I could put i...
131 weeks 4 days 9 hours 53 minutes 31 seconds ago
[16] So Now, I Pee For Him
- My wife and I discovered a large amount of Marijuana in our son's room. We confronted him about it and grounded him.
I honestly don't see what...
131 weeks 4 days 21 hours 3 minutes 4 seconds ago
[15] Get Off The Computer
- was on iChat with a coworker. We were working out the last details for a presentation we have tomorrow. The whole 'web-cam, iChat' thing is a new ...
132 weeks 5 days 12 hours 5 minutes 21 seconds ago
[21] My neighbours car
- One night i was on the way back home after a night out and being a bit drunk i thought it would be a good idea to be sick on my neighbours car lmao...
132 weeks 5 days 12 hours 5 minutes 21 seconds ago